"How to Kidnap the President"
Preview
This is an aid for how to buy 7 pink radishes for your brother.
Ingredients
A president, an RC ballerina, a donkey stuffed animal, an empty pop can, a peet mouse, a bucket of blue paint, a large fry from Wendy's.
Steps
1. watch National Treasure 2.
2. and remember, you might find yourself in jail
Tips
- you should only attempt this if you have a flower pot that you've named Fred living in your front yard for a week.
- and remember, you should only try this if you drive a mine cart pulled by a one-hundred year-old donkey after it has eaten four red shirts that have been tied to a tree for 56 hours and 29 seconds
Warnings
Australia's kangaroo population has dropped majorly since 1953
Things You'll Need
- mine cart
- dog food
- 5 road blocks
- 4 red shirts
- a flower pot
- 5 lbs. of tomato sauce
- Thomas Jefferson's wig
NT2, The Idiot's Guide to Hanging Pictures, the Idiot's Guide to Having Clean Nails, www.anewwebsiteofmyown.com, and our brilliant minds
46 comments:
Hahaha, nice! I'd like to meet somebody who can actually follow those directions =)
Oh, so THAT's what it's from. hahahaha! too funny.
Thanks!
*takes a bow*
*bows again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*finally stops bowing, leaves stage*
Know what's awful? I can't paste onto blog posts, so I had to type that whole thing up *pity party*
oh no!
oh, I think I overcame that problem once. (I know it's a little late to be telling you now haha).
when you go to copy something, highlight it, then press Control and Insert at the same time. and when you want to paste it into your blog post, hit Shift and Insert at the same time. that should work.
although, wait, you have a Mac, don't you?........*snickers wickedly*
sorry, I just couldn't help myself. it's late, it's summer, what can I say?
I love wikihow.
this blog says talk together.
and that's exactly what no one's doing.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY???????????????
:( I miss you peoples. no one's ever on and we don't talk anymore.
*sulks* sorry. I'm just sad because this is how I keep in touch with my bestest friends and it's not working so well right now.
*big sigh* guess I'll have to call you peoples. or e-mail. or something with a better chance of response.
peoples? peoples?????
hey, where is everybody?
let's try this.
I have what has the potential to be really big news. but I'm not going to post it here. y'all have to hunt around until you find it on someone else's blog. we'll make it like a scavenger hunt. you have to leave a comment on every blog you visit until you find it. and then you have to leave a comment on the blog you found it on too.
sound like fun? I thought so to. ready? on your mark, get set.....
GO!!!!!!!!
Haha. I love you Kacy. You should have heard them when they made that Wiki-how. They were laughing hysterically pretty much the whole time.
You forgot one item needed: a front yard.
LIZZIE!!! You commented on blog!! *bounces* You have to comment on mine now. hahaha jk
RAN-DOM! I don't think I understood a single thing about that post MJ, but it was hilarious. :-)
Oh yeah, btw, HI!!! How are you??? Camp Hope is soooo sooooooon!!!!
lol. randomness abounds.
MJ is at Woodworth right now, so she can't be expected to post.
She'll be gone for three weeks, just to let everyone know.
ooof. three weeks is a long time! of course, I'll be gone for that long too so I guess there's not difference.
Wow there have been posts going here from June 9th through July 26 and now one here from August 8th!
*sigh*
I miss you all.
Oh whoops. I said the 8th. I guess this is the 9th. LOL
*looks around*
*area clear*
*knocks over can*
*puts hands in pocket*
*walks off*
Lucy! You shouldn't litter you know!
Especially on others property.
;-)
I'm starting a movement. Write! Start the blog circle again.
OMG MJ really!!! POST!
ooooooooooh. you know, i kept looking for a post, but now i realize the REAL post was in the comments . . . . .
but you do need to post. lol.
Dude, guys, I hate to break it to you, I think this blog is dead. . .
noooooooooooooooooook
I feel like Polly and the other kid in The Magician's Nephew in the big room with stone people everywhere. Like, someone used to be here, but they're just not making a whole lot of movement anymore.
Just a thought.
:)
Oh dear. I believe I will never go on wikihow ever again.
Order of business.
1. Please invite me to read your blog with my new email pinkdotgreen@gmail.com
2. I've changed my blog address to http://sempiternalcapacity.blogspot.com
so you will have to change your blog link, thingy.
Thanks!
It's unnerving how wiki how stares me in the face every time I come on here....
NO I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A WIKIHOW BEFORE IN MY LIFE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DOES!!!!!!!! STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder how many comments I will actually get on here. I should be persistent and find out.
Muahahaha }:)
That face looks entirely inadequit for the evilness of my laughter.
29 and counting. Wen tops.
30!!!!
My consentration won't be broken! I still have hope for a new post. New Post. New post........
Holy cow. It's been almost a year since this post! well, still got a couple more months I guess.
we can do it! a whole year! just one more month! w00t!
WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON BO?!?!?!?
Yeah really Jake! *puffs* lol
Die wikihow DIE!!
hmmm. i was a bitt off in my last post . . . .
but one more month at it will be a whole year! w00t! we can do it! *grin* i'm on the side of procrastination.
No. I've never heard of a wikihow. STOP ASKING!
7 days. . .
ONE YEAR!!!!! ...
Um, Michaela, perhaps it is time you gave this blog a little attention??
Oh look, it's wikihow.
no way!! seriously? where??
Oh wikihow....
I wonder if we can get it to two years .... *laughs*
Ouch. . . That would be really bad.
I don't know if anyone ever gets on here anymore, but I am going through and reading posts and such from the past. I am finding sisters I didn't know I had . .. . things that I never thought about .. . I should post about it
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