Ever heard of wikihow?

Eric, Katie, Nathan, Allison, Sarah, and I were looking around on wikiHow. Then we decided to make one of our own:

"How to Kidnap the President"

Preview

This is an aid for how to buy 7 pink radishes for your brother.

Ingredients

A president, an RC ballerina, a donkey stuffed animal, an empty pop can, a peet mouse, a bucket of blue paint, a large fry from Wendy's.

Steps

1. watch National Treasure 2.

2. and remember, you might find yourself in jail

Tips

• you should only attempt this if you have a flower pot that you've named Fred living in your front yard for a week.
• and remember, you should only try this if you drive a mine cart pulled by a one-hundred year-old donkey after it has eaten four red shirts that have been tied to a tree for 56 hours and 29 seconds

Warnings

Australia's kangaroo population has dropped majorly since 1953

Things You'll Need

• mine cart
• dog food
• 5 road blocks
• 4 red shirts
• a flower pot
• 5 lbs. of tomato sauce
• Thomas Jefferson's wig
  

Sources and Citations

NT2, The Idiot's Guide to Hanging Pictures, the Idiot's Guide to Having Clean Nails, www.anewwebsiteofmyown.com, and our brilliant minds

Strawberries and Sunshine

So.... life's goin'.

And it is definitely a good life.

Do you know what I'm ready for? Sunshine and swimsuits and strawberries and raspberries and fruit - tons and tons of fruit - and water fights and time with friends and no school. Absolutely no school! Doesn't that sound nice? Oh, and lemonade.  Definitely lemonade.  Maybe a garage sail.... cookies.....

Ah, summer is good (if it ever gets here).